would jesus listen to your iTunes?

hands in the air if you remember this exact moment during your childhood: you're in the car with your parent(s), and next's "too close" comes on the radio.  at the time, it was a hot song, so it was on the radio all the time (and we actually listened to the radio).  and all of a sudden…

YOU REALIZE WHAT THEY'RE SINGING ABOUT!

i distinctly remember that happening to me.  i imagine it's what adam and eve felt like when they realized  they were naked.

now what if you were in the car with Jesus - THE man with the capital J. would you listen to the same things you listen to?

let's take one of my favorites of the moment, travis porter's "bring it back." here are a few of the lyrics:

Run and hit that pussy like a crash dummy
Bend it over, touch ya toes
Shake that ass for me
Bounce that ass on the flo', bring it back up
Hit a split on the dick, shawty act up
Now bring it back [8x]
You can act [7x]
Act a fool, Bring it back

now imagine being on a road trip with the Lord and that ONE shirley caesar song you have fades out, as the intro to "bring it back comes on." by this point, you've either:

1. jumped so fast to change the song you've made Him suspicious and now He really wants to hear it, or
2. tried to turn the song down on the slick and start a conversation, hoping He won't hear the words (knowing good and well He hears all).

but seriously, what if Jesus scrolled through your iTunes collection?  what would you be embarrassed to have?  i mean, there's several songs that go against each of the seven deadly sins…

• vanity. chris brown - look at me now.
• sloth. jennifer hudson - and i am telling you i'm not going.
• envy. jay-z & kanye west - hate.
• greed. puff daddy - all about the benjamins.
• wrath. alanis morrissette - you oughta know.
• lust. prince - do me baby.
• gluttony. khia - my neck, my back.

but i think the song i'd be ashamed of the most would be lady gaga's "judas."  i can picture how that conversation would go…

JC: who is this?
me: oh, this is lady gaga homie. she's kinda weird, but she's cool. 

*"judas" begins to play*

JC: …BRUH! what the f*ck is this sh*t?!
me: man, look - i wasn't even thinking…
JC: turn this sh*t off! so what if it was over 2000 years ago?! i'm still salty!
me: my bad, my bad.
JC: who is this lady gaga heffa anyway?
me: …do you really wanna know?
JC: yeah, i guess not.

just a thought. #nickshrug